Funny Inspirational Quotes

Here are some funny inspirational quotes:

• "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't." -Richard Bach

• "Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained." -John Boswell

• "Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese." -Billie Burke
  
  

• "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office." -Robert Frost

• "The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs...one step at a time." -Joe Girard

• "Problems are only opportunities in work clothes." -Henry J. Kaiser

• "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." -Will Rogers

• "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." -Vidal Sassoon

• "The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up." -Mark Twain

• "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." -Unknown

• "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." –Unknown

• "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." –Vidal Sassoon

• "There'll be two dates on your tombstone And all your friends will read 'em But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em..." –Kevin Welch

Imagine it and it is yours!

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